Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022

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A windy burglar

A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar

“Look at her out in this wind he’s A windy burglar”

by Stayout March 13, 2019

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Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar March 09, 2016

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mouth burglar

Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.

Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.

n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!

by jah90013 March 16, 2016

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