Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Brendan

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

Brendan

Deformed Teletubby

Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby

by GormandEgg March 29, 2022

Brendan Frasered

The act of being raped,gaining weight, becoming depressed and then finding success

I sure would love to be Brendan Frasered

by A bad guy in general December 26, 2023

Brendan Bailey

Dudes named Brendan bailey gay asf and pale as snow 😴

Brendan bailey a fag

by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018