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Brandon

A guy who you don't have to know well to know you were meant to be buddies. He respects you and trys to make everyone happy. Never shows his emotions to classmates. He is the one everyone looks up to, but he would never amitt it
Brandon is always there
by wordaholic555 May 16, 2015
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Brandon

A lousy nerd who makes a great boyfriend too. A person who is my downfall and my muse,

my worst distraction and my rhythm and blues.
Brandon is the best thing that ever happened to me!
by AbZzzZZ April 21, 2014
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Brandon

A guy who is the sweetest, amazingest, and cutest guy ever. he has an ugly girlfriend but is missing out on the best thing that has ever happened him.
Is that Brandon?

Yes that is Brandon.
by NotLex768 November 25, 2011
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brandon

is the most cutest guy but when comes to girls he is such a player ! you suck u asshole !
flirts with other girls to make people jelious! brandon is fucking mean.
by lauralacross May 3, 2008
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by vxudv October 21, 2014
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Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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