Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

bologna roll

Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.

Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'

by Yukonskitch May 11, 2016

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

Bologna

The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.

Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.

Or
This is fucking bologna!

by Daddynat January 7, 2021

big bologna fadeout

When her ariola is the side of a slice of bologna but her nipple is regular size.

"Damn girl, you got some big bologna fadeout going on!"

by Professor Nipple August 30, 2017

bologna game

A female who has sex with guys to get what she wants/ to get them bills paid.

My ex is still on that bologna game.
Joy is still working that bologna game, instead of just getting a job.

by Dally 7177 September 27, 2023

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022