blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt

I got the blunt monkey live

by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

Pearled Blunt

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

mendo blunt

a marijuana cigar rolled with a paper made from hash

im gonna puff on dis mendo blunt right now cuddy

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

Blunt hoe

A person (male or female) that found out someone is smoking and is going around them and waits to see if they can get a hit or asks for one. Usually tries to act unaware of the people smoking to seem like they don't want any but are actually fiending.

Dude 1: Bruh I'm Finna smoke.

Dude 2: be careful that girl that just came next to you a blunt hoe.

by Onmygrudge January 12, 2016