The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible

Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard

by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it

I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list

by Putitincider October 12, 2023

Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.

Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*

by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021