beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

bleaked out

a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically

"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "

"nah dude what happened"

"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"

"haha what a loser"

by eddie murphy, Mr wale January 4, 2010

Bleakend

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.

Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."

by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

beaver peel

When a woman shaves all of the pubic hair from around her vaginal area.

" my wife told me if I were to take her on an Alaskan cruise vacation she would give me a beaver peel"

by West Texas Bushwacker September 5, 2016

Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016