Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

by sexyface69 June 9, 2011

hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.

My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.

by Picklepark June 24, 2017

bread batch

It’s just Polaris bro

My opponent polaris. For example, Floyd Mayweather’s opponent ‘small’, except, The Bread Batch’s opponent ‘Polaris’.

by Anonymous Bread Batcher August 4, 2021

Fernandina Beach High School

A school full of BAD BEHAVED ghetto ass white kids who think having a nicotine addiction is a personality trait. This school has shitty teachers, a shitty principal, AND nasty bathrooms. Don’t send your kid to FBHS.

Damn bro, Fernandina Beach High School is TRASH!

by Brison99Barnn September 11, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 8, 2021

clear the beach

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012