totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.

You're totally bearded

by Mavarx July 7, 2022

ugly bearded fuck head

dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.

Petet (fuck head) Drake

by Adrian Manghisi November 21, 2002

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

by 12432425 April 22, 2009

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009