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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Hop on YBA

An invitation to lure jews into Buchenwald
German : Hop on YBA
Jew : Yes
by Demofisher January 30, 2022
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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
by getasitter July 11, 2023
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Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.
Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?
by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023
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Dinosaur Hop

Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.
Yo I fucking love this song, lets do the Dinosaur Hop!
by Hard Hat Harold January 20, 2009
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hop on auu

a phrase used by auu players used to request for rough anal sex and cbt. also uncommonly used to request for a blowjob
Yo you wanna hop on auu?

Yea ill be there
by notproductionlolololol August 19, 2021
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