Says the man in the bathrobe

Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.

Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"

by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011

bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.

Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette

by Pebbles B March 1, 2017

Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

by icklemickle May 19, 2008

School bathroom

What the normies refer to the juul room as in American public schools.

So I get the normies think this is a school bathroom, but it's really annoying to have kids piss in the juul room. It's so disrespectful.

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009

Hot Bathroom

Similiar to the popular phrase "hot box".
To fog out a bathroom with the cannabis, (or ganja, if you will).

Patron 1:Hey guys, lets hot box the bathroom.
Patron 2:Dont you meam, 'hot bathroom'.
Patron 1:lolz

by Caitlin Dymphna June 23, 2007

bathroom friends

the people a girl or guy meets in the bathroom while trying to avoid the person he or she is supposed to be with at the time.

they feel sympathy if you are stuck with a boring person so they stay with you and talk in the bathroom.


bathroom friends are good.

bathroom friends boring bathroom annoying fun

by The Laurenina February 26, 2009