ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

Male Batter

The proper wording of the word ''Cum.''
Wet and warm and juicy!

The left over male batter on your moms face was what i had left on her from last night.

by bynon August 28, 2005

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017

BALJERT

A fat Imebecile..... the enemy you hate the most

me: That boy over there
friend: Yeah... the one making roti canai and squeling WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE like some *SMART ass kid (Smart = Stupid motherfucking asshole retarded tix)

me: yeah he is one BALJERT

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE April 24, 2019

Battery dolly

A girl that has sex with multiple men at the same time

The gyal jada-kay a real battery dolly

by K.T_trashhhhh November 2, 2019

batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

by Krkič January 23, 2020