baseball hugs 

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!

Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.

baseball hugs by #Baseballhugs May 10, 2018

Baseball Alley Oop 

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

Baseball Alley Oop by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Baseball haircut 

Basically a mullet

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut

Baseball haircut by Baseball girl February 6, 2020

Baseball TV ratings

The main difference between the World Series and the NBA Finals or Stanley Cup Finals in 2020 was the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals weren't played on time, they were played at a different time of year than usual.

Coronavirus isnt an excuse for bad Baseball TV ratings, since more people than usual are at home and out of work, you would think more people than usual would be watching TV, not less. People knew the World Series was going on by the time they found out the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals still went on.

Baseball TV ratings by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Baseball Pitcher 

an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch

a Baseball Pitcher are the definition of a man child.

Baseball Pitcher by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Baseball Hitter 

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher

the Baseball Hitter has a big ass

Baseball Hitter by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Baseball beers 

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

Baseball beers by jake_s69 April 11, 2021