by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"
Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"
Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"
by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:
1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.
In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"
1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.
In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"
by Branson420 February 26, 2011

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.
When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.
Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.
Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.
by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009
