ashkon

a fat old persian who lives with his 17 wives, 3 dogs, 16 fissh, 13 cats, and has a crazy obsession with brintney spears and gay men

"Did you see that freak the other day with 17 lady friends and like a million pets? he was wearing a britney spears shirt and rainbow pants with a gay pride sticker."

"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"

by rachtee bremmeaton December 17, 2008

Ashton

He is a huge jerk and fboi. He flirts with all the other girls around other than me. He is mean to me and mean to my friends. I don't like him at all.

Ashton is so mean!

by Somemadchica February 1, 2018

Ashton

Big gay.

Ashton is a big gay.

by MiracleCow ;) March 1, 2019

Ashlon

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009

ashton

A synonym for purgatory, or chavland, or just scum city. A place where robbery, rape, hostages, and having 4 kids by the time you are 18 are the norm.

I was gonna go on a night out to Ashton, where are my Rockport and my weed and my wild'n'white?

by CultureBoy September 9, 2005

Ashwina

A very hyperactive gurl who can bite

Woah be careful, that's an Ashwina!

by Slxodjdjjd April 26, 2017

Ashton

A really fat girl who thinks she’s a slut but every one hates her

Ashton: hehehehe

by Colin mills January 18, 2018