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The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
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rat hour

When a snitch (A person who has ""tattled" on another person) rats out someone in return that someone rats out them for something else resulting in a repeatment of person 1 to 2 rating each other out until someone runs out of things to tattle about.
Usually happens among kids in presents of an adult; specifically between siblings.

usually lasts a hour
ann: If you dont give me the keys ill start Rat hour!
jim: fine i'll tell mom you went to the store when she did not allow you!
ann: and then i'll tell mom you did not clean your room
jim:then ill tell.......
eventually adult gets involved

this is called "rat hour"
by aunt jemima123abc September 4, 2013
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the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011
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vodka hour

The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.

Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"
by vodka drinker March 18, 2011
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Facebook hours

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 21, 2011
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Après Hours

Your favorite ready-to-drink Espresso Martini. Combines daytime fuel and a wind down buzz. They used to say don't f*ck with the classic but Après Hours shakes things up.
You used to be my cup of tea, but now I drink Après Hours

Après Hours: the one she told you not to worry about.
by roundtable012700 November 23, 2021
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Bounty Hour

by Peter_Andersen_ June 19, 2023
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