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American Idiot

A permenant resident and/or citizen of the United States of America who through their actions and/or words demean the country by making its citizens all seem ignorant or uneducated. A US citizen who believes the American way of life is superior to all others and cannot/will not accept other languages, laws, regulations, and/or courtesies. No basic understanding of geography or international current events, or sympathy for those who do not have English as their native language.
"Oh, Mrs. So-and-so, this is my boyfriend Alex, he is visiting from Germany." (loudly and slowly as if speaking to a child or some one of a mentally inept ability) "ohh...DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? SINCE YOU ARE GERMAN, ARE YOU A NAZI?"

(you think i'm kidding, my boyfriend has been asked on numerous occasions)
by meghatkeineahnung May 13, 2005
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American beer

European person: What's up with this barley water?
by Lisa May 11, 2004
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American Canyon

A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening
American Canyon Cops:
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?

cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!
by Thetruth5546 October 7, 2011
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American Honey

An all-american goregous girl. This girl could be from your past, present or future. She is your average everyday girl next door sweetheart from small town usa.
Q: Man the girl next door is smoking hot!

A: Yes she is an American Honey!
by Cards2010 January 16, 2010
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American Dad!

The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.

If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?

AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..

FG fan: But it's family guy!

AD fan: And you're a retard!
by techkid103 April 29, 2011
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American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla
my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!
by jmzizzle November 6, 2011
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american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese
Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty
by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017
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