Alcohol fangs

The act of taking too big a shot and the excess liquid runs vertically down your mouth.

Alcohol fangs That gulp of beer just ran down the sides of my mouth.

by Lizyodsgtjk October 20, 2016

edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.

Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic

by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020

Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

Alcohol Positivist

Someone who loves the taste of alcoholic beverages.

He's not a drunk, he's an Alcohol Positivist!

by The Great Zambino March 19, 2017

alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

by mcg123 November 22, 2011

Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.

"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."

by bloodypussy August 25, 2011