gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks

What the fuck?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! That's some gay assed shit going down!

by Green Will August 18, 2006

greasy assed italian mofo

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

Absent

Something that I drank the other night that got me hella sick. If anyone knows what it is, please define it. Thanks.

"Hey, drink this."
"What is it?"
"Absent."
"Okay." Gross..
"Yeah, it's like drinking ecstacy."

by Tanzania August 25, 2006

assed-up

Angry to the point of no return,usually with the outcome ending in great violence to the one who has given you"a case of the ass" to begin with.

That f#@*ing Sam has got me all assed-up over not paying me my money!

by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

absefuckinlutely

(adjitive)this lucrative word means abselutely but with a little more spice . this word derives from fuck, whick derives from the german word flicken, witch means to strike.If you want to know the whole story of this word, go to youtube, and type in "fuck"

dude 1: are we gonna go paintballing tonight?

dude 2: absefuckinlutely!

by TheSuperFlyGuy October 29, 2007

Absentmindedstudentism

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.

Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010

omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008