Oh man, check out the zip tech I got for my car! This new turbo will make my rice burner haul balls!
by CarytheHedgehog February 28, 2020
Get the Zip Techmug. by ework February 21, 2013
Get the ninja techmug. 
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
by xDin2016 April 7, 2022
Get the Tech Windowmug. The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'
by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005
Get the Wauconda Techmug. Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"
This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.
See also "internet of shit"
This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.
See also "internet of shit"
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
Get the Boomer Techmug. A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.
by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021
Get the purple techmug.