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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.
by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016
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flirt fodder

Girls in which you have no intention of sleeping with or dating and are only used to practice fliting.
That girl has no personality but I can still use her as flirt fodder.
by G3RBil May 18, 2017
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40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
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flirting

"Omg brad was totally flirting with you on the Empire State last night."
by joshaisthegoat May 29, 2023
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flirting

Oi mate ye flirting er chattin shit?
by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023
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Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS

Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS
Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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