by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021
Get the Calvinmug. A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
Get the Wet Calvinmug. by ਕੈਲਵਿਨ June 26, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. 
Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson
Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.
by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022
Get the Curvy calvinmug. by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019
Get the Calvinmug.