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Tyson

A short stubby dumb fuck who cheats on everyone. He has no dick and is a weed sucking man child
LOOK ITS A NO DICK TYSON
by HOTGIRL71519 December 1, 2021
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Tyson

This n*gga got a fat dick and is so sexy and charming
Bro you see that guy over there? He's such a Tyson
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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Tyson

A stupid cunt kid who enjoys being a nerd so bad at zombs royale
Tyson is like so stupid
by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Tyson Steel

maddest most sick cunt to ever walk this universe, if you ever meet him you will explode form the sheer awesomeness that is Tyson Steel, you will instantly cum in your pants
"how'd your bother die?"
"he looked at Tyson Steel in the dough theater"
by big fruit June 1, 2018
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