Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
Get the thomasmug. not at all gentleman like. Will ask for the girls jacket when he is cold and will make her pay for movie tickets and food, ect. Super duper smart, yet has a terrible taste in memes. The type of guy to break up with you over text then avoid you at all costs. Loves his mum heaps though
by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is the gayest name of all. The short name for Thomas is ass not tom. In most countries the name Thomas refers to homosexual.
by Nadon February 18, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. the coolest and hottest of 3 brothers, definitely the middle child. has a great dick and even greater personality. 10/10 wild husband material. will visit alaska with you
by cxmic August 3, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug.