cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017

eden cruise

Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise

"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"

by fuckgirlfuckboy August 22, 2016

Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.

"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."

by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019

Taio Cruised

having your heart broken or having broken someone's heart. can be used in the possessive "ing"

you wanna break up? your Taio Cruising me!

my ex-girlfriend Taio Cruised me a couple days ago

by coolioroboto November 1, 2010

Tom cruise

Tom cruise is a great, though very odd actor. Movie fans have made him a very controvertial actor. Even though I don't agree with his ideals, that does not change the fact he is a great actor, starring in films like "Risky Business," Mission Impossible," and "Top Gun."

Tom cruise filmography

Mission: Impossible III (2006) (post-production) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka M:I-3 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
War of the Worlds (2005) .... Ray Ferrier
Collateral (2004) .... Vincent
The Last Samurai (2003) .... Nathan Algren
... aka The Last Samurai: Bushidou (USA: poster title)
Minority Report (2002) .... Chief John Anderton
Vanilla Sky (2001) .... David Aames
Mission: Impossible II (2000) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka M:I-2 (USA: DVD box title (promotional abbreviation))
... aka Mission: Impossible II (Germany)
Magnolia (1999) .... Frank T.J. Mackey
... aka mag-no'li-a (USA: promotional title)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) .... Dr. William 'Bill' Harford
... aka EWS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
"3rd Rock from the Sun"
... aka 3rd Rock (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Life As We Know It
- Dick and the Other Guy (1998) TV Episode .... Guy on couch
"The Magic School Bus"
... aka Scholastic's The Magic School Bus (USA: complete title)
- Goes Cell-ular (1997) TV Episode .... Show Host
Jerry Maguire (1996) .... Jerry Maguire
Mission: Impossible (1996) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka Mission Impossible
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) .... Lestat de Lioncourt
... aka Interview with the Vampire (USA: short title)
The Firm (1993) .... Mitch McDeere
A Few Good Men (1992) .... Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Far and Away (1992) .... Joseph Donnelly
"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson"
... aka The Best of Carson (USA: rerun title)
- Episode dated 5 July 1990 (1990) TV Episode
Days of Thunder (1990) .... Cole Trickle
Born on the Fourth of July (1989) .... Ron Kovic
Rain Man (1988) .... Charlie Babbitt
Young Guns (1988) (uncredited) .... Cowboy
Cocktail (1988) .... Brian Flanagan
The Color of Money (1986) .... Vincent Lauria
Top Gun (1986) .... Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell
Legend (1985) .... Jack
... aka Legend: Ultimate Edition (USA: reissue title (video title))
All the Right Moves (1983) .... Stefen Djordjevic
... aka All Right
Risky Business (1983) .... Joel Goodsen
Losin' It (1983) .... Woody
The Outsiders (1983) .... Steve Randle
Taps (1981) .... David Shawn
... aka The Siege at Bunker Hill: T.A.P.S (UK: TV title)
Endless Love (1981) .... Billy

by politically_incorrect April 12, 2006

Cruise leics

A Forum with a bunch of sad cunts on there. They take the forum well too seriously.

Da dream man- You are an idiot

John- wot da fuck block hes IP addres now and fuk off u cunt i mean it fuck of u prick!!!!!!! grrrrr

by Johnny X May 9, 2005

Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.

Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.

by David and Hampton May 2, 2006