pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard

Your mum's a right top jockey

by Shagass September 8, 2017

chrome jockey

One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.

"Hey, look at that clean shiny Jeep Brian", "Yup, he's a chrome jockey for sure!!"

by BlackPearlSailing January 4, 2013

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010

Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Shutdown Jockey

A government worker or contractor who "rides" the government shutdown and doesn't have to report to work.

Nick: Do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.

by ImaginaryMohawk September 30, 2013

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019