Pound Years

When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.

Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"

Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."

Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"

by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 17, 2011

mew years

Spending New Years at home, alone, with a bunch of either scary, docile, or just plain old annoying cats.

Man 1:Hey bro! Was Man 3 at your New Years party?
Man 2: Na I think he was celebrating Mew Years this year.
Man 1: Bummer...

by Rozi the avanger! January 9, 2012

1000 Years Of Death

Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air

“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier

by Mysterion123 November 20, 2020

The Obama Years

The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.

The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.

by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017

how many years

How long something will take or be in 365 days.

How many years will you be at the army?

by The God Above All May 24, 2019

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 9, 2023