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You’re an anti-Semite!! 

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
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If you're able bodied you can work 

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."

Dance if You're an Npc 

A type of Tiktok Slang That Refers to call what They Hate An Npc
Example The creator Hates cows They will say Dance if You're an Npc Then after that They will put Mtfs that likes cows

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
I know you're asleep but by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

High five, show me you’re alive 

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

No, YOU'RE an insurrection! 

Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.
Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"

Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."

Hey you, you're finally awake 

A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.