i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 19, 2023

The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.

My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

by Barry Stu Pid January 6, 2024

You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.

Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."

by Mister Maine January 22, 2024

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.

by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

wish a hoe would

Wish a hoe would mean u wish a hoe will say some smart shii and try to fight yu

This girl said she was gon drag me and I said I wish a hoe would

by Hdgdburh November 21, 2023

Wish Maker

A “Wish Maker” is a male companion that has a mind blowing head game. His oral ability to bring a woman to climax can’t be matched; not even by the most seasoned and experienced lesbians. A wish maker is very rare. Only a few are known to be in existence.

Billy is a wish maker, he made me squirt several times while he was eating my pussy last night.

by Studly J Hungwell November 21, 2023