David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
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Get the David mug.He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.
Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
by JJKB5 August 13, 2019
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davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
by glizzy squad November 8, 2022
Get the david mug.The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
Get the David mug.Easy to manipulate, but won't leave you even if you hurt him. He loves people and wants the best for all, but also struggles with anger. He refuses to get bitter off of anything, and he continues to try and be the best him. He does this in spite of what everyone else thinks of him. He loves anyone, despite what they've done, and wants to be the best he possibly could, even if it means that he is hurting an abnormal amount. He's pretty cool I guess.
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