Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(

The widow can't afford a husband

by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017

Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.

She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.

by Unija777 February 12, 2024

widow dido

Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist

You fucking widow dido bitch!

by Browndudes April 02, 2018

Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.

The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.

by Mezzma May 03, 2024

Truckers widow

The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom

I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.

by RawR425 December 13, 2022

Derek's widows

People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.

Derek's widows are crying again

by Mergrey October 02, 2022

widow hole

Another name for the female sex organ.

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.

by BusinessTiime June 19, 2024