Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011

Welkered

To make an amazing catch (football). This catch can lead to many things either a superbowl victory, a converted 3rd or even 4th down, and possibly the game winning touchdown. This catch can only be achieved by a very elite catche. Or this may also mean you got fined for a hat.

That was a welkered catch!

I was welkered by the NFL.

by Tuuurney January 1, 2012

Wildertube

The Wildertube is a section of YouTube containing bizarre videos that nobody has ever heard about, but totally should have. These videos should definitely be shared with everyone.

I was exploring the Wildertube the other day, and I saw a video of the African American gentleman squeezing his body through a cake tin.

by Dragon Cocktail Party January 10, 2012

wellderly

Older people, typically retired, who are both fit and healthy. Used by the British parliamentarian Harriet Harman and disliked by some as political jargon that has become associated with raising the age at which retirement benefit may be taken.

From the Indpendent Newspaper:
Introducing the wellderly
Growing numbers of the over-65s want to keep working, volunteer or go on gap years
Antonym frelderly.

by Johnny Germane November 29, 2012

wilderbeating

Masturbating while surrounded by a herd of wildebeest.

"Dude, I went on a trip to South Africa and the local tribesman caught me wilderbeating. I was so embarrased."

by Wilderbeater April 11, 2015

wedler

A funny,sweet,lovable, and talented guy who gives a women a comfortable choice to make her happy. This kind of person will risk their life for someone.

1.Wedler is so fine doe.
2. I like wedler's.

by DarkBrownGuy21 January 10, 2016

wildernest

A remote locale where something can lay it's head to sleep. Could be human, could be fowl.

The more pine boughs you stack, the more comfortable your wildernest becomes.

by D. Goode July 12, 2016