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Watering

If I don't water the dog soon he'll die of thirst.

Can you please water the cat, she keeps meowing

Just a second, I'm watering the horses
by Miles owner July 2, 2009
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Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.
we should go wanking to an epic beat.
by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010
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wankerneer

that guy is a right wankerneer...
by ponderosa July 31, 2006
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watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.
We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.
by pkwinsome September 26, 2010
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Wanking From Home

When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.
Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.
by fuckingbrit September 30, 2012
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watering the bushes

watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
by sav sex (the dream team) March 31, 2009
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wanking

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)
by pax September 15, 2003
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