miniature whales

A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.

"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan

by Captain Caboose August 6, 2014

Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014

Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009