Walking Finger

When you are walking with your girl down the street and you starting fingering her. It is basically fingering a girl while walking

P1- dude i didnt see you get anything from your girl 2nite
P2- haha man i pulled the walking finger

by xxGODxx October 11, 2008

Walden University

One of the oldest diploma mills. Walden University = the degree is not worth the paper it is written on. Walden University = you won't get a job as a result of your education.

My half sister got all her degrees from online universities that were diploma mills. First, American Public/American Military University for her first two degrees then Walden University for her Ph.D. They accepted her credits from her community college days and gave her credit for "life experience." So, she really only completed one year of education at APU/AMU for her Bachelors, then she completed barely a year for her masters. Then, her sister (my other half sister) went to AMU/APU shortly after and submitted the same work the other sister submitted. One of the two pursued her Ph.D. at Walden and thinks it was legitimate. Later, she was laughed out of job interviews and figured out her program was not accredited and she wasted her time and money in the program, since no one will hire her. Also, no one will accept her credits from Walden University.

She claimed she was trying to be the first one in the family to get an education. I guess the type of education didn't matter. I graduated from traditional colleges and universities and went on to get my law degree (a juris doctorate) and a post-doctoral degree (all from traditional schools where people knew me), and I got a very nice, fun, and high paying job. I guess she didn't get the memo.

by iknowbettertoo September 25, 2013

Walden University

The only school dumb enough to advertise on a page that their ex-students call them a diploma mill, a marketing company masquerading as a school, worse than a community college and the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges.

Seriously, I don't have anything against Walden University. I would never go there, don't know anyone who would and would never even consider it. But if you have no other choice, I guess that it's slightly better than not going to college. Just expect to be laughed at by most perspective future employers. I only found this page because it comes up in the top 5 google searches when you search college rankings or best colleges or something. Weird eh?

Look to the right, above or underneath this post - Walden University is actually advertising on this page! Now that is sad.

by Santos DeRosa June 1, 2009

Walking Wall

When a group of people walk side-to-side down a hallway, forming a wall that takes up the entire width of the hallway. Walking walls tend to move extremely slowly, causing everyone stuck behind them to move at a snail's pace. Since walking walls tend to take up the width of a hallway, passing one would be impossible.

I'm running late to class, and this walking wall is blocking me.

by JoeySomething March 15, 2009

Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.

I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse

by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012

Walkered

A word used to describe behaviour similar to that of a Walker. Such behaviours include, but are not limited to; Light but frequent bullshitting (Particularly over cock size), proving to be difficult to contact, or being unreliable in general.

Smith-"Shite,man. Duncan's just told me he'd get Green Day tickets but didn't and now they're sold out."

Lesley-"Haha, m8. Sounds like you got heavy Walkered".

by FieldsOfNeat June 26, 2017

wanken

To wack off at her vagina entrance to the point of ejaculation then shoving it in and cumming.

Guy 1 "That girl's looser than the Panama canal"
Guy 2 "that's cool. A good wanken will work then"

by The Sublime Lime December 31, 2017