1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
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somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.
by VampireShift September 17, 2011
Get the Vampire Shift mug.Also known as 'vamphyri'. A mythical, undead, immortal, parasitic monster that feeds on the blood of living humans in order to animate itself. This is done via fangs, or the less-used method sucking the blood through the skin's pores. A single bite can transform the victim into a vampire. Vampires are unable to physically procreate as their bodies remain frozen in time from the moment they become 'undead'. Sunlight is a vampire's mortal (and on occasion fatal) enemy, as vampires are "creatures of the night". Vampires can be killed by sudden or prolonged exposure to sunlight, dismemberment, wooden stakes to the heart, and by fire. A stake must be put through the heart of a vampire's dead victim and their head must be severed from the body, or they return as full vampires. Vampires cannot enter a home without being invited in first. They have no reflection in mirrors. They also cannot cross running water (unless it is in their own homeland). Rumored to be weak against garlic, holy water, and crucifixes. Also rumored to have illusionary shapeshifting abilities as well as the power of flight, mind-reading and hypnosis. May or may not sleep upside down or in coffins.
Such vampires in fictional literary works such as that of Briam Stoker, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Brian Lumley, and John Steakly. See also vampires in works such as Van Helsing, and John Carpenter's Vampires.
(Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)
(Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)
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Random twilight bitch- Oh em jeee!! yuo shuuld reed twilitez
random guy- i shouldn't
random twilight bitch- *starts crying*
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random guy- i shouldn't
random twilight bitch- *starts crying*
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Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,
Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,
Hottopic dweeb : Zomg did you hear about the Sacred Ceremony Tour? Black Veil Brides on tour w00t!
Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?
Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,
Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best
Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz
Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?
Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,
Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best
Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz
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