deja vu

When your retarded friend thinks coup de grace is deja vu

"I just got a crazy sense of deja vu"
"That's not what deja vu means you idiot. You're thinking of coup de grace."

by Penisfartbreath July 23, 2023

deja vu

Jerseys reaper.

Don't build a deja vu.

by Mom what's my name again? May 19, 2019

Conversation Déjà vu

When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.

friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?

guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu

by i3247 September 8, 2015

java vu

When you get your cream and sugar just right in your coffee, and then the waitress comes by and fills up your cup.

The waitress kept giving me java vu.

by ezDave February 22, 2019

isle à vu

the situation where in you are shopping for your weekly goods, and you pass the same person traveling the isles in the opposite direction many times

guy 1: ''yeah chuck that red bull in''
guy 2: ''rightio... woah we pass that same granny on every isle!''
guys at the same time: isle à vu!..

by rhyssah August 7, 2009

Vu Ja De

(n.) The ominous and eerie feeling that you get when you feel that something has NEVER happened to you! It is the opposite of de ja vu, which is the feeling that you've done something before.

Whoa, I had a total vu ja de moment there... I don't think I've ever done that before... CREEPY.

by Larry the Llama Wizzard June 9, 2010

Old-Vu

When you remember the old times and get sad

And you wanna go back in time to those days Even tho they were bad days

Person1: Why are you sitting in the corner so quitly
Person2: im having a Old-Vu

by Zero0o0o0 July 21, 2018