turrant

A common misspelling of the word "torrant," usually made by people with a second-grade education.

ermahgerd turrants I need moar turrants

by Okleitskov October 24, 2014

TURBANIZE

To go upside a persons head with a blunt object.

The policeman turbanized the alleged perpetrator.

by RICHARD MADISON February 26, 2004

turbinitis

arose due to the need for a word describing the horrible pain people who wear turbins suffer from where the turbin is to tight or and only on rare occasions, where the pins that are used get stuck in the head

last night my wife started to put my turbin on whilst watching her favourite soap and stuck five pins in my head and now i have turbinitis

by [Simon] October 22, 2004

THIS ISN'T URBAN SLANG OMG

Like OMG this isn't urban slang!

This isn't like a message board m'kay!

by pootie February 13, 2005

Turbanassflake

I-D-I-O-T attention getter.

Urban Pancake is a complete Turbanassflake!

by sockgirl77 November 19, 2004

Dirty Turbin

Whe the curry in your turbin spills out causing hot curry to melt away your face!

You have a Dirty Turbin! Then I must clean it!

by Bojman! May 30, 2006

Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013