by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022
Get the The Campaign Trail mug.a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
Get the hippy trail mug.1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
Get the The Appalachian Trail mug.A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
Get the Nightmare Trail mug.The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.
You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"
(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
by Colden August 5, 2008
Get the Trailing Glory mug.Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.
2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.
2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018
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