torpedo

an aquatic instrument fired at kids swimming in the ocean

The man shook faster to arm the torpedo

by Gigaphile February 21, 2022

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brewing torpedo

The feeling you get when you are deep inside your lady's sloppy wet pussy and you're about to bust a nut.

I was deep inside Gertrude last night. She gave me the best brewing torpedo that came from deep within my balls. It was amazing!!!aghhhh

by Creepy Peter August 3, 2016

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The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.

I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.

by Caveman96 December 16, 2015

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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

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