toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.

1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.

by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004

toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.

Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.

by Mrwordman March 20, 2011

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

toilet talker

a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.

Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."

by billf62 May 15, 2009

toilet dippers

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.

That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.

by JNRO January 20, 2008

toilet paper

Something to wipe your ass with.
See yugio cards

Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!

by J.L. February 13, 2004

Toilet Store

A place where people who wear bad suits buy their suits.
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Hey, where'd you guys buy those? The Toilet Store?

by Bad Ash January 21, 2005