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max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith
Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.
by Ella loves me November 28, 2017
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box walker

Stop being such a box walker!
by Keanydleene June 1, 2019
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sprint walker

someone who while running any amount of distance, will sprint at full speed for some time, then begin to walk for some more, and repeat the process until they have gone the full distance. They are undeniably some of the worst and most annoying people.
*while running a two mile race*
Sarah: "Ugh, look at Tristan, he's a sprint walker."
Milly: "Ew, I can't stand those people."
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Do the Walker

The action of taking a seat on a bus from a pregnant or incapacitated person.
by Chungus Foreskin January 16, 2020
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Oliver Walkered

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.
Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.
by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020
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Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.
Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker
by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016
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