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Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.
Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker
by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016
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Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.
Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.
by Toeup401 December 9, 2015
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walker middle

Walker middle is a crack head school where kids are over dramatic, stupid, and the principle could care less. The teachers will do weed with you.
Walker middle is the best place to smoke weed.
by mr.crackhead January 19, 2020
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Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)
1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011
by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011
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Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018
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Kieran Walker

Kieran Walker is in a homosexual relationship with AJ
by tateristag November 22, 2018
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Mitchell Walker

The number 1 autistic person in the world. He leads all of the autismos to do greater things in life.
Look it’s THE AUTISMO Mitchell Walker
by LELE SHANKZ June 27, 2021
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