Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually down with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

by Flash86 April 01, 2020

fork feeding

to feed (another) with a fork

I fed chinese food to my friend's roommate with a fork, and my friend made fun of me for fork feeding.

by iwannabuyguam October 13, 2009

Chip Fork

To chip fork is to find out someones been making a move on your "girl", you then pay this person a visit (accompanied if necessary) beat the shit out of them. You then place chip forks down the persons pants a repeatedly kick them in the groin this should put them off trying it on with ur "girl".

The good general (GG) found out that some1 had made a move on his "girl".
Me: Wanna go and chip fork the twat.
GG: Nah he lives like 2 hours away.
Me: Well we could make a day of it.
GG: I wish i hadnt told you now.

by Kilted Kayaker November 15, 2006

Fork Gang

A group that's classy enough to eat their food by stabbing it opposed to spooning it like an old raggedy married couple.

Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut food without a knife.

by Official Fork Gang October 24, 2019

Crab fork it

When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?

Would you crab fork it?

by Chapbone1 March 01, 2019

Piney Fork

A little lost town in eastern ohio with nothing going on and absolutly nothing to do.

Come to Piney Fork where there is nothing to do and nobody to do it with!

by Pineyforkian April 14, 2009

forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind March 28, 2011