Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

Cucumber Fingers

The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.

“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”

by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023

cucumber

a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas

"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

Cucumber

A cats worst Nightmare

CUCUMBER

by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022

Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously

Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.

by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022

Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber

"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"

by Limesman September 22, 2025