When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.
Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!
Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018
Get the Pulling a Jeffreymug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamermug. The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
Get the Magic Jeffreymug. To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinedmug. This mans is the horniest bastard ever. This mans is down bad. Not even down bad this mf is down horrendous.
by anonymous November 30, 2021
Get the Jeffrey Nietomug. Back in middle school, there was this kid called Jeffrey. He was the scum of the earth. Not only is he homophobic, racist, and disabilist; he was sexist. So that's a Jeffrey for you, an immature, obnoxious twat
Noun:
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
by Intellectual Chess Player May 22, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug. Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.
Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.
by This is my handle okay July 13, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinmug.