Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

nigga tired

When you eat to much and then you get sleepy.

Becky; damn i ate so much now im nigga tired

Examples - how you feel after a huge family meal

by xxflashtime January 8, 2017

happy tired

v.to be happy and tired at the same time
v.to be slap happy

i'm so happy tired= im very happy and tired too.

by vampiressoffct July 3, 2008

Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014

fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".

"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."

by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

e-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook December 9, 2008