by xxflashtime January 8, 2017
Get the nigga tiredmug. by vampiressoffct July 3, 2008
Get the happy tiredmug. "There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
Get the Flat Tiremug. Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020
Get the Tire Rackmug. a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty
by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016
Get the rusty tiremug. A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
by da bous July 4, 2012
Get the Loyd's Tiremug.