Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Taco Viking

A white boy that only likes latinas.

Gee wiz, Gary, that Jack kid sure is a Taco Viking! He's dates every hispanic chick on da block!

by Bearman3600 October 18, 2025

Viking Slap

When you fuck your girl in the ass while she’s on her period and proceed to pull out her tampon as you cum and slap her in the face with it, thus creating Viking like blood face painting.

Last night I ‘viking slapped’ Robyn and she looked like a true warrior!

by Load of Barney April 15, 2022

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021