Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 13, 2023

Viking

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

his name is viking

by one two three four, how many May 20, 2019

vike up

To defy all odds by finding defeat in the face of certain victory. To fuck up royally. Choking in its finest form. Made famous by the Minnesota Vikings football team (see 1999, 2010, 2016 playoff games).

Did you watch that game? Minnesota had a chance and then they totally viked up at the end.
I knew the Vikings would vike up that easy field goal.
We had the lead the whole game until Adrian Peterson viked up and fumbled.

by TSny27 April 21, 2016