sips tea

when you hear some gossip and your telling someone about it

Brittney :*on the phone* hey girl I got some tea to sip with
kim:ok
Brittney: *sips tea* *whispers* linda is pregnant !

by jjmasterswag March 20, 2017

tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

by E March 16, 2003

Spill the tea

Gossiping, usually in school or online.

Person 1: Did you hear? James Charles is dating!
Person 2: No way! Spill the tea sis!

by Brxhhhhh September 11, 2018

sweet tea

Tea (gossip, news, etc.) that is good, nice, endearing, or pleasant! Not necessarily secretive, it can even just be a compliment!

“hey you look really good in green! and that’s the tea sis!”
“wow that was so nice! i think you mean SWEET tea!”

by macafeepeterson January 29, 2019

Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.

Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!

by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 21, 2013