Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
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Dolphin Sprinkles

referring to the splashes made during hot tub coitis.
Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.
by Scoobyjew July 05, 2015
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agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!
by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019
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Sprinkles

A crush codename for someone who has small specs of something on their appearance. Let it be freckles, or dandruff.
A: SPRINKLES IS SO FINE !
B: I heard you the first time..
by red2019 August 24, 2024
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Sprinkles

For an example,

I was so scared i had to text my friends sprinkles.
by Helpfulsum September 10, 2018
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Sprinkles

A guy with lots of zits or freckles on his face
guy: hey
girl: hey sprinkles
by dean06 November 25, 2019
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Sprinkle

1: To toss things around without care (or by not being completly careless but putting things in different places)
2: A topping for desserts that come in multiple flavors and colors
1: I sprinkled the decorations around the hall.
2: I asked for rainbow sprinkles on the ice cream, but they gave me chocolate.
by #RainbowAddicted February 25, 2022
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